1 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:14,580 Aagh! 2 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,359 Thank God for that. If I have to eat another kumquat, I'll throw up. 3 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,959 I was nearly killed! 4 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,999 You need to get that fixed. 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,279 We haven't got any money to get it fixed. 6 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,919 Oh, big boom! 7 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,559 Mm, or as we say in English, vadg-galoop. 8 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,759 It's difficult enough to learn a language without making words up! 9 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:45,359 - Vadg-galoop. - I'll stop when she stops hating me. 10 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,119 Look! An agama! 11 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:51,079 Theo says their skin darkens when they're upset. 12 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:54,719 Gerry, run down, find Spiros. 13 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,279 Tell him to beg the landlord to help us. Gerry! 14 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,319 - Come here! - Gerry! 15 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,359 It's escaping! 16 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:05,079 Peenygrip. Peenygrip. Grip. 17 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,919 Peenygreep. 18 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,039 - Peenygreep. - Yes. 19 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,999 - Margo, go and find Spiros and ... - I can't leave the house. 20 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,959 - Max said he'd be dropping by. - To see me, not you. 21 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:18,970 Did he tell you how much he loved the rise and fall of your breasts? 22 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,439 Bye! 23 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:26,479 Right. 24 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,980 I'll do it myself! 25 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:18,599 Mrs Durrells, I'm sorry. The landlord will do no more repairs because you owe him rent. 26 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,519 But I'll pay him when the money finally comes in from England. 27 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,439 - How long you wait for your money? - Oh... Three weeks. 28 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,799 It's not very much. It's just my widow's pension. 29 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,159 It just seems to be held up at the bank. 30 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,479 Those bank son-of-a-bitches! 31 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,759 Mrs Durrells, get in the car. 32 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:36,359 Ehoume kapio problima etho! Ta katalavenis! 33 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,319 Ta katalavenis! 34 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,519 You think Miss Durrell came from England to be robbed? 35 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,359 Eh? She could have gone to Spain! 36 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,639 Katalavenis afto? Mas kanis resily stin Evropy. 37 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,540 Tha xanapo! Find her money! 38 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,919 They need more street lamps. 39 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,959 That's what the stars are for. 40 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,839 ♪ C'est matin, c'est matin 41 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,519 ♪ When the sun is shining 42 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,159 ♪ C'est matin, c'est matin 43 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,879 ♪ I only feel like whining 44 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,719 ♪ C'est matin, c'est matin 45 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,919 - ♪ I only... ♪ - Max! 46 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,679 Hey, Larry! It's Max! 47 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,719 - And Donald. - And Donald! 48 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:14,759 But mainly Max. 49 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,959 ♪ Moonlight drinking upon the shore 50 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:20,879 ♪ That's what the stars are for, the stars are for! 51 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,839 - Bugger off! - ♪ C'est matin 52 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,039 ♪ C'est matin, I only feel like... ♪ 53 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,410 - Hello, Larry. - Open up! - Come in. 54 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,759 - We come for refreshment. - Hooray. 55 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:34,079 - We haven't got any booze or food. - Hooray... 56 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,759 - Wait. What? - We're broke. 57 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,719 We're living on bloody kumquats. 58 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:41,360 - Kum-whats? - Quats. 59 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,970 What the hell are you nearly wearing? 60 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,239 Let's go into town to get some ouzo. 61 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,399 - Good idea. - I'm gonna stay and chat with Margo. 62 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,839 No... I'll come with you. 63 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:03,500 Margy-bargy, stay, get your beauty snooze. 64 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,660 - Beauty sleep. - Right, let's go. 65 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:13,919 Hello. 66 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:18,060 I can stay. Or I could just watch you sleep. 67 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,340 Why are you...? 68 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,879 Theo! 69 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,919 My companion in zoology. 70 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:41,359 - Kalimera. - I've brought you these bee flies. 71 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,679 They can't decide if they are bees or flies. 72 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,639 Don't tell them, but they are flies. 73 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,479 Wow. 74 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,759 Could you show half that excitement for your other studies? 75 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,519 I hesitate to mention it, but Mama Kondos up at her farm ... 76 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,839 - Lugaretzia's auntie. - .. she has six new puppies. 77 00:04:56,840 --> 00:04:58,479 - Yes! - No. 78 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:02,620 No more pets. Go and make Theo some tea, please, Gerry. 79 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,119 How are you settling in to the island? 80 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,359 Corfu is wonderful, Theo. 81 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:14,799 Or it would be had our funds arrived and the children were more helpful. 82 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,660 It's all so frugal and... 83 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:20,199 Well, male. 84 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,439 Leslie! Foraging! 85 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,940 I'm going. 86 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,999 I miss the company of women, Theo. 87 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,319 Mrs Patridis is nice. You'd get on. 88 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,799 My Greek isn't up to it. I'm still on the numbers. 89 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,959 No, she's English. Married to Dr Patridis. 90 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,039 - You should drop in on her. - Oh... 91 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,410 Morning, darling. 92 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:47,159 I saw your Larry and two friends just now in Yanni's Bar in town. 93 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:51,159 - Arm wrestling. - That will be Max and Donald. 94 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,199 If you think about it, 95 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,559 Mussolini is bad enough but he's essentially a nincompoop. 96 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,199 - Whereas Hitler is ... - No more about him, Donald. 97 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,719 - I'm on holiday! - When are you not on holiday? 98 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,759 Oh... 99 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:07,119 - Hello, Margo. - What are you all doing here? 100 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,399 Donald thinks we were put here by God. 101 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,439 Max is more of a Determinist. 102 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,479 - Let me... - You mean in the bar. 103 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:16,519 We're maundering drunkenly. 104 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,559 Oh. 105 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,599 Guten Morgen, Margo. 106 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,100 Wie geht's? 107 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,679 No, seriously. I love German. 108 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,719 And Germans. 109 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,519 Wagner. 110 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:36,399 I can hire a boat to take us to see Die Meistersinger in Athens. 111 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,799 - I'd rather pull out my toes. - He means toenails. 112 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,519 I wasn't inviting you, Max. 113 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,020 Margy-bargy. 114 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,519 You are very nice. 115 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,460 But... no. 116 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:55,420 I need to lie down. 117 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:57,930 Under a tree. 118 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,100 En olivenbaum. 119 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:07,660 But Henry the Eighth wanted a divorce because he was desperate for a male heir. 120 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,719 So he bought a huge eagle, 121 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,079 and a monkey, and he took them to see the Pope. 122 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,399 - Did he really? - Of course he didn't. 123 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,439 Gerry, concentrate. 124 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:21,799 You need an education. Even zookeepers need an education. 125 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,559 I'm learning new things every day. 126 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,199 I just enjoy being outside. 127 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:30,180 I am not going to sit outside on the terrace being eaten alive by bugs. 128 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:46,340 - Isn't it bad luck ... - No. 129 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:50,079 So Henry the Eighth lost patience with the Pope so... 130 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:52,319 He called me Margy-bargy! 131 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,679 He thinks I'm a buffoon. 132 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,719 Oh, darling! 133 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,220 Darling! Oh. 134 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,940 Gerry, tortoises off the table. 135 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:20,180 Soup's a bit thin, I'm afraid. I had to cobble it together from... 136 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,959 You don't need to know. 137 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,599 Oh, Margo. Don't be unhappy. 138 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,239 You know what they say. You have to kiss a lot of frogs ... 139 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:31,519 - Max is German, not French. - No, I didn't mean ... 140 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:35,799 I've never kissed him and I never will because, to him, I am nothing. 141 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,439 I am... a flea. 142 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:41,719 If you were a flea, you'd be able to jump 160 feet high. 143 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:45,719 Apart from anything, like Max being a maniac, you are only 16. 144 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,759 He's not a maniac! 145 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,159 Mm, something smells good! 146 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:52,719 - Oh, no, wait. That's me. - A cheerful Durrell. 147 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:54,839 We don't get many of those round these parts. 148 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:58,399 Alexia was mucking around with this straw hat and... 149 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,159 Oh, God, she's so funny. 150 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:04,399 She made us these rings out of a squid because she said we're soul mates. 151 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,900 Sorry. 152 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,879 Mm, what did you make this out of, weeds? 153 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:18,559 Yes, I did. 154 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,660 Oh. 155 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,159 So I went to the bank again today. 156 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,060 Still no sign of our money. 157 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,919 God, it's quiet. Where's Larry? 158 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,119 Presumably he's off with Donald and Max. 159 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,820 Ah! Qvick! I vill die vizzout champagne! 160 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,199 You know she's in love with Max. 161 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,239 Is she? 162 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,959 - Why? - Be kind to her. 163 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,999 You too, Gerry. Encourage her. 164 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,159 Unrequited love can be so painful. 165 00:09:58,160 --> 00:10:00,660 I wouldn't know. 166 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:26,900 Bloody peenygrip all day. 167 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,239 Wake up! I want you all out foraging! 168 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,439 For food, something to sell! 169 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,319 Or a job! 170 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,039 Anything! 171 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,900 We need food or we are all on the next boat home! 172 00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:53,480 Morning. 173 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:07,680 Get up. 174 00:12:22,580 --> 00:12:25,219 - Yia sas. Mama Kondos? - Nai. 175 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:27,499 My name is Gerry. 176 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:29,740 Yia sou, Gerry. 177 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:37,979 Thank you. My friend Theo says you have puppies. 178 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:40,019 Puppies. Yes. 179 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,520 Come. 180 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,600 Aah. 181 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:49,880 Hello. 182 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:52,859 - Can I have one? - Yes, soon. 183 00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:55,720 Need Mummy now. 184 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:59,339 I love him. 185 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,680 Her. 186 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:04,320 Him? 187 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:10,440 Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella! 188 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:46,819 Hello, I'm Louisa Durrell. 189 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:49,699 Oh, hello. I'm afraid my husband is out on a call. 190 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:53,339 - No, I don't need a doctor. - Oh, right. What do you need? 191 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:55,379 I was told you're English. 192 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:57,939 - Yes, I am. - So am I! 193 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,979 Lucky us! 194 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:02,939 I mean, not lucky, lucky us. I mean... 195 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,979 Well... 196 00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:07,019 Er... 197 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:13,320 I was hoping you might have some advice on how to survive here. 198 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:16,150 ♪ Well, I wanna be... 199 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:23,400 ♪ Won't she come and let me rock you in my cradle of love? ♪ 200 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:29,000 Now, that is foraging. 201 00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:33,120 Ah, tea. Lovely. 202 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,739 In fact, it's salep. 203 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:38,099 - Made from the tubers of orchids. - Oh. 204 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,739 Well, that would raise a few eyebrows in Bournemouth. 205 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:43,379 Yes, one reason why I like it. 206 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:46,880 That's exactly the kind of thing I say. 207 00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:49,459 Is that where you're from, Bournemouth? 208 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:53,099 No, no. We just ended up there after my husband died. 209 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,499 We didn't really fit in, so I moved us all here. 210 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,699 I always found England so frigid. 211 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,779 Well, my children were struggling. 212 00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:05,019 Larry wanted to be a writer but was the worst estate agent in Hampshire. 213 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,259 While Margo was turning into a twit. 214 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,699 Right. 215 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,139 Gerry loathes school. 216 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:14,940 Leslie wanted to shoot anything that moved. 217 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:17,980 And that's getting better now? 218 00:15:18,260 --> 00:15:20,299 What about you? 219 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:23,000 Oh, I just love it here. 220 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:26,379 Especially as there are no hordes of English exiles 221 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:29,880 drinking GandTs and rattling their pearls. 222 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:34,939 - Have some kabuni. - Oh, thank you. 223 00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:37,219 Remind me again what it is. 224 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:41,779 A local dessert. Ram's broth combined with cloves. 225 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:43,419 You need the sweet sauce with it. 226 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:46,880 Oh, sorry. I'm starving! 227 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,619 Mm. 228 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,459 Oh, yes. There's the sheep coming through. 229 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:54,499 Ah. 230 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:58,059 You're one of those Brits abroad who wants rock cakes and roly-poly. 231 00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,699 No, no, not at all. 232 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,499 Such a difference between expats and committed migrants. 233 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,059 You can be proud of being British and miss it 234 00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:07,379 yet still embrace your new home. 235 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:10,859 Is that like being married, but still fancying your old boyfriend? 236 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:14,099 At least old boyfriends don't lose our money as they have done here. 237 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:18,179 Stupid Corfu. Not letting you come and instantly and buy up our island. 238 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:20,259 I don't want to buy it up. 239 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:23,700 I'm just tired of living like beggars. 240 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,680 Well, I... I won't take up any more of your time. 241 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:53,280 - Yiasas! - You too. 242 00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,899 You must go and find more food. 243 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:07,139 No, another time. 244 00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:09,179 My mother will sort something out. 245 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:11,680 She is very plucky. 246 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,339 I've been foraging like you said. 247 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,379 And I've picked all these berries. 248 00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:25,019 Did you eat any at all? 249 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,459 - Not really. - Oh, good. 250 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:30,299 - I went to Mama Kondos' house. - Gerry, I told you ... 251 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:33,099 Who knows what will happen to the puppies if I don't take one? 252 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,859 How will we feed a puppy? We can barely feed ourselves. 253 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:39,379 - It can live off the berries. - Dogs don't eat berries, darling. 254 00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:42,259 - Roger does. - Roger's always been a bit odd. 255 00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:45,360 I've got something we can sell! 256 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,099 I found it by the road. It's antique. 257 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,139 Oh. 258 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,179 Ha... 259 00:17:55,180 --> 00:18:00,019 Farm of... Vasilli. 260 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:02,760 So, Vasilli Farm. 261 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:15,080 Sorry. 262 00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:18,830 Er... We're new here! 263 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,000 Nobody say anything. 264 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:45,019 Let's hope a magic bloody beanstalk comes up. 265 00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,059 Gerry! Gerry! 266 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:49,299 Ferame to koulouki! 267 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,000 - Kalimera. - Kalimera. 268 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,219 Oh, er... 269 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,259 Gerry. 270 00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,760 Gerry's puppy. 271 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:19,440 Hello. Hello. 272 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:24,779 Stop! This is it! 273 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,899 - Whoa! - Or as we say in Germany... 274 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:31,059 - What? - No, we say the same. 275 00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:32,739 You've been gone for days. 276 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:37,240 Well, fun takes time and commitment. 277 00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:40,099 Did you know there was a melon festival? 278 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,539 You knew I needed help, Larry. 279 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,779 Would you mind not embarrassing me in front of my friends? 280 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:48,819 I am sorry, Mrs Durrell. We lost track of time. 281 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,859 It was a really good melon festival. 282 00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,899 He is excellent company. 283 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:56,059 Do your imitation of a man trying to be served in a crowded bar! 284 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:59,339 - Maybe not now. - Three whiskeys, bitte! 285 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:00,979 Please! 286 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:04,240 Like that but more funny! 287 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:10,480 OK, OK. 288 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:26,259 I am tired of you living it up while we struggle. 289 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:28,299 - Help us. - I was helping. 290 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,979 By being one less mouth to feed. 291 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,819 Is that the best you can come up with? 292 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:33,659 I sent my short story to England. 293 00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:37,139 - That will bring us a tidy sum. - No. No, it won't. 294 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:41,140 Even if it's accepted, you'll earn a pittance. 295 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:46,139 - What's wrong with her? - She's in love with Max. 296 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:49,339 - No, that won't work. - Well, give her some advice. 297 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:52,960 You're always talking about how worldly-wise you are. 298 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,859 I... 299 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:06,299 ...gather you need some advice about love. 300 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,659 - No. - Well, I'm here now. 301 00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:10,979 Obviously you should forget Max, 302 00:21:10,980 --> 00:21:13,219 who is out of your league, and go for Donald. 303 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:17,259 Stop moping about the house and think about him, poor sod. 304 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:20,800 Donald will be such a reliable companion for you. 305 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:28,419 - I think she'll be all right now. - Is that it? 306 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,619 Is that your friendly advice? 307 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,419 You didn't say friendly. 308 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,659 She doesn't need a reliable companion. 309 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,579 I meant tell her she's beautiful. Or clever. 310 00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:39,699 So she's unhappy in love. Aren't we all? 311 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,939 I'm missing Nancy. You've got nobody. 312 00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:46,019 I've got all of you! And I am just trying to make it through the week! 313 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:50,379 I've told the others I want you all out foraging for food or money ... 314 00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:52,739 - I'll ask Max for money. - Oh, no, you won't. 315 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:55,139 - Have you no pride? - No. 316 00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:57,179 I've got most of the seven deadly sins, 317 00:21:57,180 --> 00:22:00,099 - but that one seems a bit silly. - We don't want charity. 318 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:03,339 We are a resourceful and independent family. 319 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:05,840 Right! 320 00:22:08,540 --> 00:22:11,979 Oh, that's right. Go on, shoot your mother! 321 00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:14,499 - That will solve all your problems! - I'm going hunting. 322 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,819 You want to turn us into medieval scavengers. 323 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:19,139 Larry, you don't know how to shoot. 324 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:21,920 How hard can it be? 325 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:19,259 It really hurts, you know! 326 00:23:19,260 --> 00:23:21,299 You should try childbirth. 327 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:24,059 You should try war. 328 00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:28,910 Yes, because us women spent the last war giggling and shopping (!) 329 00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:36,059 - Aaghh! - Come on, Larry. 330 00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:39,059 You know you take even moderate pain badly. 331 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:42,300 Suddenly it's bad to be sensitive? 332 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:46,819 Leslie, would you please have a kind word with Margo? 333 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:48,459 She's an emotional wreck. 334 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,099 Wait, some guidelines. 335 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,339 Don't mention your own happy love life. 336 00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:55,659 Don't tell her to pull herself together. 337 00:23:55,660 --> 00:23:59,560 Just... Just think about what you're saying. 338 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:15,820 - It's fine, I'll come back later. - No, come in. 339 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:25,779 Larry's at death's door, you'd think. 340 00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:28,280 Mm. 341 00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:32,219 Mind you, your average layman doesn't realise what a punch 342 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:35,820 the Westley Richards Boxlock model packs. 343 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:40,440 No. 344 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:44,899 Mum says you need some advice about your love problem. 345 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:48,520 I'd say lose some weight. Most men don't go for fat girls. 346 00:25:01,660 --> 00:25:04,360 Lunch from the woods. 347 00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:11,299 Well done, darling. 348 00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:15,200 These... eat... dead. 349 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:20,219 Look what arrived for you this morning. 350 00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:22,379 - My puppy! - From Mama Kondos. 351 00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:24,880 It's the wrong one. 352 00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:29,299 I hope she hasn't given mine away! 353 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:32,740 I'm going to take it back and swap it! 354 00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:44,000 Leslie! Leslie! 355 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,939 Go and get Spiros! 356 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:48,979 Run! 357 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:51,480 Let's go now! 358 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:54,739 - He's sweating like a Turk. - What's wrong with him? 359 00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:57,819 Maybe he ruptured an internal organ when he fell. 360 00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:59,859 Who is the very best doctor on Corfu? 361 00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:03,059 - Dr Patridis. Because he's the only doctor. - What? 362 00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:06,680 - Two doctors died last year. - That's not a good sign, is it? 363 00:26:07,260 --> 00:26:09,299 Do you know Dr Patridis? 364 00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:11,339 No, I've met his wife. 365 00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:14,380 I don't like the looks of him. 366 00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:25,299 - Oh! - Spiros! This isn't good for Larry. 367 00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:29,560 I apologise. The roads were better in Chicago. 368 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:44,160 - Oh, hello. - It's my eldest boy. 369 00:26:44,260 --> 00:26:47,259 I'm afraid my husband is on Lefkada for a few days. 370 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:49,299 The only qualified doctor on Corfu 371 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:53,100 and you've allowed him to leave the island? 372 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,000 Please help us! 373 00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,710 Bring him in. 374 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:03,419 I think it's his appendix. Sudden pressure can rupture it. 375 00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:06,660 - What can we do? - I don't know. 376 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:09,499 - Darling. - Hello! 377 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,539 Hello! 378 00:27:11,540 --> 00:27:13,579 Hello, everyone. 379 00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:16,539 - I heard what happened. - Theodore studied medicine. 380 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:19,059 - Oh, thank goodness. - Only for a month or two. 381 00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:22,840 Though I've carried on studying for my own satisfaction. 382 00:27:23,260 --> 00:27:26,499 - Aagh! - Suspected appendicitis following abdominal trauma. 383 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:30,299 If he just lies there and shuts up for once, will he be all right? 384 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:33,339 No, it needs to be cut out immediately before it bursts. 385 00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:35,979 - Who can do that? - I can have a go. - No. 386 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:37,659 - No. - No. 387 00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:40,819 I'm not a qualified nurse but I've helped with anaesthetic before. 388 00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:42,499 Get him ready. 389 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:45,579 Please find any books on the subject. 390 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:48,080 Where's he going? 391 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:56,480 I'm sorry, but I promised your brother. 392 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,280 Don't worry. I'll keep you too. 393 00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:14,520 Yiasas! 394 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:18,760 Yia sou, Gerry. 395 00:28:19,340 --> 00:28:21,499 Thank you for bringing the puppy. 396 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,139 But I need another one. 397 00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:26,280 Do you still have them? 398 00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:38,939 How dare you? Can't you see that's so cruel? 399 00:28:38,940 --> 00:28:40,979 What if someone buried you alive? 400 00:28:40,980 --> 00:28:43,480 Or your daughters? 401 00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:54,459 So... 402 00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:58,480 I hear you are crazy for a German boy. 403 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:03,040 But he's not crazy for you. 404 00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:05,139 We don't need to talk about it. 405 00:29:05,140 --> 00:29:06,899 No, it's good. 406 00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:10,779 - It takes your mind off your brother. - I gave her my advice. 407 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:12,819 She didn't like it. 408 00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:14,659 You know my advice? 409 00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:18,240 Get fatter. Men don't like skinny girls. 410 00:29:22,420 --> 00:29:24,459 I don't know why I'm getting upset. 411 00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:26,499 He's really annoying. 412 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:29,670 It's every parent's biggest fear. 413 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:31,859 Your child being in pain. 414 00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:33,619 You don't have children? 415 00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:36,120 No. 416 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:44,499 Well, you've saved yourself all this. 417 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,670 The body is surprisingly strong. 418 00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:54,560 Hello! 419 00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:59,520 Anyone home? 420 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:06,699 It's all right. Stay here. 421 00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:09,880 I'll be home soon. Promise. OK. 422 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:13,720 Roger! 423 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:24,080 This is my friend Sven. As I hoped, he has done this operation before. 424 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:27,779 Once. On an animal. 425 00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:30,699 In anatomical terms, there is little difference. 426 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:34,539 Between Mrs Patridis's experience, my book knowledge, and Sven's ... 427 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,579 Sven's butchery of the odd goat. 428 00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:38,619 This is my son. 429 00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:41,859 - I'm afraid there isn't much choice. - Can't we get him off the island? 430 00:30:41,860 --> 00:30:45,019 To Athens or Italy. There must be a boat. 431 00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:47,459 18 hours away, and that's if you're lucky. 432 00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:49,819 It's too late, and the journey would kill him. 433 00:30:49,820 --> 00:30:53,880 I'm sorry, Mrs Durrell, it is this or the worst will happen. 434 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:57,200 I'm very hopeful. 435 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,779 They're probably going to want money from us. 436 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:20,939 - For Larry's operation. - We're going to have to get jobs. 437 00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:22,979 Oh, really? 438 00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:25,019 - Whoa! - Oh, God, it's Max. 439 00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:27,520 Whoa. 440 00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:31,379 What must I do? 441 00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:34,280 Oh, yes. Try and look thin. 442 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:39,859 - Our driver heard from another driver that Larry's sick. - You can't go in. 443 00:31:39,860 --> 00:31:42,630 They're cutting him open. 444 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:45,520 Poor Larry. 445 00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:50,840 Hello, Margo. 446 00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:53,179 Hello, Donald. 447 00:31:53,180 --> 00:31:54,899 Oh... Hello, Margo. 448 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:58,120 I... I'm sorry about Larry. 449 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,140 Larry is as well as can be expected, darling. 450 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,959 Hello, Larry. 451 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:39,060 He won't be out of the anaesthetic for a while. 452 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,340 Whatever happens, thank you. 453 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,319 Anybody would have done the same. 454 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,820 No, they wouldn't. 455 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,319 I... I'd better go and check on the patient. 456 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,559 If you'll excuse me, I have to rush off. 457 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,160 Leaving my pig only half-fed. Hates that. 458 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,119 - Do drop by and see me. - I will. 459 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,159 I'd like that. 460 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,260 I play the accordion, you know. 461 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,340 Is that a threat (?) 462 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,199 - Are you in a good mood? - What have you done? 463 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,439 I went to Mama Kondos to take the wrong puppy back 464 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,039 - and she was burying all the other puppies alive. - Oh, no. 465 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,199 So I saved them just in time. 466 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,719 - She's nice, but that was a terrible thing. - Well... 467 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:49,799 They do things differently here, Gerry. 468 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,439 I had to take them all away. 469 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,759 So now we have to keep all six puppies. 470 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,879 Well... 471 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,519 All right, you can keep two. 472 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,879 - Thank you. - You have to find homes for the others. 473 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,839 - Spiros is having one. - No. 474 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,879 I'm in charge of my house. 475 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,919 Animals are for the farm only. 476 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,959 And the dinner table. 477 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,860 Not dogs. We don't eat dogs. 478 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,210 Except hot-dogs! 479 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,279 It's all my fault. 480 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,799 I sent Larry off with a gun and a hangover. 481 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,800 When will I learn just to enjoy their company? 482 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,140 Mrs Durrells, you are the perfect mother. 483 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,170 - Thank you, Spiros. - No bullshit. 484 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,940 I have to drive my car. I'll be back soons. 485 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,399 Spiros! 486 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,580 Spiros! 487 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,719 - Kalimera! - Kalimera. 488 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,650 Kalimera ipa! 489 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,890 They are good people! 490 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,160 Oh, come on, Larry. Say something. 491 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,810 You always say something. 492 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:38,960 - So Larry, how's tricks? - Sshh! 493 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,900 (Tell him to stop shouting.) 494 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,799 Thank you. 495 00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,399 Does this tea have some sort of special root in it? 496 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,359 No, normal tea. 497 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,140 And biscuits. 498 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,180 All right, perhaps there's a bit of me that misses England. 499 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:15,479 Oh! There's a man in Corfu Town who knows a woman who can get Ovaltine. 500 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,679 No, thank you. 501 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,700 When I'm in a foreign country, I only like to eat local food. 502 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,980 Signomi, Pater. Signomi. 503 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,839 Mrs Durrells, I went to the bank and got your money. 504 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,759 Oh, thank you, Spiros. 505 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,959 You are so good to me. To all of us. 506 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,039 You're English, my favourite peoples. 507 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,959 - You didn't shout at the bank clerk, did you? - Why would I shout? 508 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:55,060 - Well, you do shout at people, Spiros. - What? 509 00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,760 - Champagne, Spiros? - Sure. - Yiamas! 510 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,340 Larry. 511 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,879 Larry, our money's arrived. 512 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,919 But it's yours. 513 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,490 For your short story. 514 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,900 Well done. 515 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,860 I'm a proper writer. 516 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,460 I have some advice. 517 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,239 Oh, God, not you too, Gerry. 518 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:56,959 Sorry, I have to. Mum said. 519 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,999 I've been thinking about this. 520 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:03,439 The black widow spider shakes its bottom to attract its chosen mate. 521 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:07,780 So perhaps you could do that to Max. 522 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,620 - Are you going to do it? - No, Gerry. 523 00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,759 In fact... 524 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,079 I'm giving up on love for ever! 525 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,580 ...on love for ever! 526 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,860 Welcome. 527 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,879 Larry has woken up. 528 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,159 - He's on the mend. - I'm so glad. 529 00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:49,620 Getting the taste for it now. Think I'm ready for some brain surgery. 530 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,640 I realised I don't know anything about you. 531 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,279 You know us Scandinavians. 532 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,450 We like to be a little enigmatic. 533 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,319 - What brings you to Corfu? - Same as you, no doubt. 534 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,919 Lure of an ancient civilisation. Land of Homer. 535 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,359 And you can't take your shirt off in Stockholm without getting frostbite. 536 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,360 No. No, I had the same problem in Bournemouth. 537 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,119 Is there a Mrs Sven? 538 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,660 No. Is there a Mr Durrell? 539 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,239 No. No. 540 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,900 Not any more. 541 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:33,199 I didn't want to offend you and I also didn't want to assume, 542 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:37,199 but I must pay you for Larry's operation. 543 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,839 I'm not sure how much ... 544 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,860 No, you just spoilt it all. 545 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:13,420 Oh, Margo. 546 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,820 It's not easy, is it? 547 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,519 Ade telionetai! Siga Mia tripa sto tavani inai. 548 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:36,239 Ade telionetai, then tha sas perimenoumai mekri ta christouyenna kai to paska! 549 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,540 Zito pou hathikame, ande grigora. 550 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,279 - Oh! - Sorry. Sorry. 551 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,919 Viamenos! 552 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,620 Sorry. 553 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,119 No! 554 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,220 Ena Milo then boroume Na famai? 555 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,919 No, take them away. 556 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,879 I did not survive a major operation carried out by hobbyists 557 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,559 just to eat more kumquats. 558 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,319 They're very plentiful actually. 559 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,399 You can live quite nicely just from what you find in hedgerows. 560 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,359 Why are they putting the table in the sea? 561 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,359 To keep us cool. It was Leslie's idea. 562 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,399 He doesn't have many, so please be kind about this one. 563 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,879 So aren't you going to thank me? 564 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,919 Where do I start? 565 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,279 - There's so much. - For giving you my story money. 566 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,079 I don't think your pension is going to arrive any time soon. 567 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:49,039 So you'll be sponging off me forever now I'm a professional author. 568 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,079 Use your powers for good, won't you? 569 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:55,079 Don't be one of those awful writers who pokes fun at his family. 570 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,740 Don't worry. I'll be too busy writing about sex. 571 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:04,100 Artists like me need to live outside the normal rules of society. 572 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:10,460 Which in practice means getting drunk. A lot. 573 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,260 Where are you going? Come back! 574 00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,679 - Wheel me! - Can't get your wound wet. 575 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,719 - Have to stay on the beach. - What? 576 00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,559 - No! - Is the tide coming in? 577 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,279 No, it's Mediterranean. It's only a small one. 578 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,980 - I checked. It's going out. - I'm lonely! 579 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,860 Lugaretzia, would you please pass the... 580 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,599 ...the strange fruit? 581 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,719 Lugaretzia, you can't ignore Gerry for ever. 582 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:42,319 Particularly as you're still ignoring Larry. 583 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,359 - He shout at my auntie. - She's got a point. - She was being cruel. 584 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:50,079 We mustn't criticise other people's customs and traditions. 585 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,999 - We can if they do horrible things. - Kolopetho! 586 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,599 - Kolopetho! - What's he shouting? 587 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,639 - 'Arsehole'. - What? 588 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,559 Lugaretzia taught him it. She told him it means hello. 589 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,060 Ahoy there! 590 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,399 - We are leaving! - Where are you going? 591 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,439 Don't know! 592 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,479 That way! 593 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:14,519 Get better, Larry! 594 00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,020 Goodbye, Margo! 595 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,919 - Goodbye, Margo! - Aren't you going to say goodbye? 596 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,519 Margo, come aboard for a drink! 597 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,999 Go on, then. Give me your advice. 598 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,119 - Never again. - Never again, darling. 599 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,839 - No. - Come on, Margo! 600 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,639 Come on! What are you waiting for? 601 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,679 I'm coming! 602 00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,170 Woooo! 603 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:50,359 - Keep coming! - Margo, keep going! 604 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,450 - Swim! - Come on! 605 00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,239 The tide is rising, you know. 606 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,210 - No, it isn't. - No, it is. 607 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,559 Yeah, it is actually. Come on. 608 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,399 Woo! 609 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,639 Welcome on board. 610 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,679 Young love. 611 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,719 What about old love? 612 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:19,639 If you mean me, I'm not old. And don't start that again. 613 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,479 Come on, you and the Flying Finn. 614 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,879 - He's from Sweden. - The same thing. 615 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,119 I know naked lust when it's in the room. 616 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,959 You are an idiot. 617 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,220 See you later! Bye-bye! 618 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,279 She is coming back, isn't she? 619 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,780 Um... 620 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:42,079 Margo! Darling, come back! 621 00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:46,140 He's not right for you! Margo! 622 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,319 - You like the accordion? - No, not really. 623 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,759 Margo is going to come and work here for a week. 624 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:57,319 - When can you start? - As soon as possible. - In the autumn. 625 00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,559 He's beautiful. Aren't you, Alecko? 626 00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,719 If you had a son, would you let him go fishing with a convict? 627 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:04,759 Gerry is a very good judge of character. 628 00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:07,279 Gerry, who we found chatting to a rat. 629 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,620 Brrrk! Brrrk!